- Chick-fil-A: "The Chick-fil-A culture and service tradition in our restaurants is to treat every person with honor, dignity and respect — regardless of their belief, race, creed, sexual orientation or gender. Going forward, our intent is to leave the policy debate over same-sex marriage to the government and political arena."
- Media and Mayor of Boston: HOW DARE YOU DISCRIMINATE AGAINST HOMOSEXUALS!
- Me: ...
- Me: wut